Achmed Puppet Quotes

#1. I have nobody. I have surrounded myself with people who are fake just because I need to talk to somebody.

Nikki Reed

#2. But if faith is only for the future, there will be no faith, for like manna, faith saved spoils.

Andrew Root

#3. Some live it, some wish they lived it, and some never know it's there.

Jason E. Hodges

#4. The philosophy that prepares a revolution and the sentiment that underpins the philosophy have, in every case the two pillars of nihilism and mysticism.

Yukio Mishima

#5. You've got spirit; I like that. It's so much more fun when I break it. Make no mistake, little boy, you are about to enter a world of pain. I am going to make you suffer for every offense you've given me."

-Theoden to Noel

Nicholas Bella

#6. In a perfect world we would bring corporate tax rates down to 25% or less so we can get competitive in the world economy. Ultimately, I would love to see a flat tax.

Eric Cantor

#7. I have been struggling to find my way back into my body my whole life.

Eve Ensler

#8. Life is an endless process of self-discovery.

John W. Gardner