Absurdum Argumentum Quotes

#1. The art of conversation lies in listening

Malcolm Forbes

#2. Strangers may not lodge complaints till they have been in residence here for ninety days," the Cacique said, "and no stranger has ever remained with us that long." "My complaint won't hold for ninety days. I accuse you people of eating men.

R.A. Lafferty

#3. True freedom is not about being able to do whatever we feel like doing; rather, it is about being able to do what we truly want to do, in spite of what we feel like doing at the moment.

David J. Lieberman

#4. There was a button," Holden said. "I pushed it."
"Jesus Christ. That really is how you go through life, isn't it?

James S.A. Corey

#5. I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.

Marlene Dietrich

#6. By the time I sit down and face the blank page I am raring to go. I tell it as if I'm talking to my best friend or one of my grandchildren.

Michael Morpurgo

#7. Nothing is more frustrating to me than putting a song on an album and regret putting it on there. I'm excited that there are no songs on 'Tailgates & Tanlines' that I'm iffy about.

Luke Bryan

#8. HLADE'S LAW:

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man - he will find an easier way to do it.

Arthur Bloch

#9. Nominally, there is one executive for every eight federal employees, a ratio that would bankrupt many private industries.

Martin L. Gross

#10. My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably hoping I was pregnant. By my wicked married lover whom they could then murder and bury under the patio.

Sophie Kinsella

#11. They follow the Hitler line - no matter how big the lie; repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as the truth.

John F. Kennedy

#12. With you nothing is simple yet nothing is simpler

Peter Gizzi

#13. We may not realize it when we are facing them, but obstacles that we face and overcome only make us stronger.

Amey Hegde

#14. You can be stubborn and successful or you can give it up a bit and change things around. For me it's important to have a bit of both.

Roger Federer

#15. I met my old lover on the street last night, she seemed glad to see me.

Paul Simon