Aarp Quotes

#1. AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.

Dave Barry

#2. If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer."
"Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side.

Shannon K. Butcher

#3. Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others.

Bill Cosby

#4. On my 50th birthday in 2005, my discount-wielding AARP card came in the mail. I hurled it in the trash, put on something fabulous, and had a decadent meal. Just the thought of putting it in my wallet felt like a concession.

Iman

#5. The United Auto Workers is AARP in an Edsel: It has three times as many retirees and widows as 'workers' (I use the term loosely). GM has 96,000 employees but provides health benefits to a million people.

Mark Steyn

#6. There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

Doris Roberts

#7. In 2009, I served as AARP's Ambassador of Caregiving. With a producer and cameraman, I traveled the country for months, interviewing hundreds of caregivers.

Gail Sheehy

#8. AARP knows the future is bright for a generation that's going to remain healthy and vital for 10, 20, 30, 40 more years. AARP has the information and resources people need throughout their process of reinvention.

Jane Pauley

#9. Shortly after I turned 50, both Ted Turner and the AARP came into my life. The only difference? With AARP, there were benefits.

Jane Fonda

#10. In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased

Katie Canty

#11. The nation faces the important challenge of embracing the new reality of a society getting older. There is plenty to do. Start with the importance of expanding our outlook in the way we look at work, learning, exercise and

AARP

#12. What matters it that man should have a little more knowledge of the universe? If he has it, he gets little higher. Is he not always infinitely removed from the end, and is not the duration of our life equally removed from eternity, even if it lasts ten years longer?

Blaise Pascal

#13. For me, this is a fantasy. You're the fantasy. For you, this will be a mistake. A long, pleasurable mistake.

Katy Evans

#14. I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.

Simon Cowell

#15. There is no way that the Will can determine an act of the Will, than by willing that act of the Will, or, which is the same thing, choosing it.

Jonathan Edwards

#16. And then there's my brother Wally; he's four years younger than me, and he's the classic younger brother
a turd. The Turd is kind of like that old nursery rhyme about snails and puppy dog tails; he's got the intelligence of a slug and he's about as well house-trained as a Chihuahua.

Huston Piner

#17. So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

Alton Brown

#18. She had shrieked and shrieked for her mother, but her mother was already there. Her mother was the monster.

Holly Black

#19. Freedom always carries a burden of proof, always throws us back on ourselves.

Shelby Steele

#20. Human life is a continuous thread which each of us spins to his own pattern, rich and complex in meaning. There are no natural knots in it. Yet knots form, nearly always in adolescence.

Edgar Friedenberg

#21. Errors were doubtless committed on all sides, delusions set on foot which there was not time to dissipate and means, designed for good ends, perverted to bad purposes.

Martin Van Buren

#22. Screw it, let's do it - Just get on with it and do it

Richard Branson

#23. Responding to emails during off-work hours isn't the only area in which you need to set boundaries. You need to make the critical distinction between what belongs to your employer and what belongs to you and you only.

Travis Bradberry