A Bagger Quotes

#1. In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that it's a bad job. I would put the bread down and then the cans down on the bread, so I got fired. Or I just left. I'm not really sure which one happened.

Ryan Hansen

#2. Bagger Vance: Don't make no sense is all ... Man say he don't play no golf when he out here this shade of night hittin balls off in the dark where he can't even see 'em ...
Rannulph Junuh: Yep ... Well, I've done things that have made less sense ...
Bagger Vance: As we all have ...

Steven Pressfield

#3. A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

#4. I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. I'm small, I'm young - and I'm so different. You've always respected that difference, and you've always trusted it. Trust me now. There's a reason I am the way I am, and there's a reason I was born to you. There's always a reason. We belong together.

Dean Koontz

#6. The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner.

Hunter S. Thompson

#7. The bagger is the technique of lazy.

Daniele Bagnoli

#8. never overlook the power of simplicity

Robin S. Sharma

#9. Perhaps he anticipated our anticipation of his anticipation . . .

Tarun Shanker

#10. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

Joan Rivers

#11. I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

Michael Rosenbaum

#12. The S&P is up 343.8 percent for 10 years. That is a four-bagger. The general equity funds are up 283 percent. So it's getting worse, the deterioration by professionals is getting worse. The public would be better off in an index fund.

Peter Lynch

#13. If the white man gives you anything - just remember when he gets ready he will take it right back. We have to take for ourselves.

Fannie Lou Hamer

#14. empathy is taken for granted. When it is gone there is no protection against the wild inside of us.

P.M. Barnes

#15. I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and get paid.

Will Smith

#16. Out here, it's just you and the ball.

Mike Weir

#17. My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure," said Carrot.
"Really? Well, there's eleven of them.

Terry Pratchett

#18. Translation: I need to know the particulars of craziness so I can assure myself that I'm not crazy.

Susanna Kaysen