98 Birthday Quotes

#1. There's really not much in life that's as violent or traumatic as an encounter with somebody who really surprises you and opens up that strange dynamic that's involved in romantic love.

John Maus

#2. Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making.

Leigh Hunt

#3. Read much, but not too many books.

Benjamin Franklin

#4. I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money.

Lenny Bruce

#5. The ... office was decorated in early American Earth Mother, with spider plants, hemp wall tapestries, and beeswax candles.

Karen Neches

#6. Some records are going to be bigger than others. You're always going to be compared to your biggest record.

Howie Dorough

#7. The spirit and determination of the people to chart their own destiny is the greatest power for good in human affairs.

Matt Blunt

#8. Being a writer is a rather hazardous occupation and there is a horribly high rate of writers who barely have the money for the paper and pen they use for their craft.

Herbert Gold

#9. There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Larry David

#10. When one of a culture's guiding credos is that "all men are created equal," any person who, say, becomes an expert on, say, nuclear weapons or, say, ecology, i.e., anyone who distinguishes himself through mental excellence, is a nuisance.

Sarah Vowell

#11. We must let go of those things that don't serve us. In order to receive the blessings intended for us, we have to make room for them.

Clifton Anderson

#12. I am proud to be Chinese, and I do not tolerate any traitor.

Alex Chiu

#13. This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself.

Marie Osmond