411 Quotes

#1. I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?

Andy Kindler

#2. A call for authors... to arms!!!
(Actually, to pens.) O_O

Check out my latest blog post (via my profile), for more faboo 411!!!

Fear ye NOT the contest!!!

William McDonald

#3. Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake. [p. 411]

Richard Kadrey

#4. I build engines and attach wheels to them.

Enzo Ferrari

#5. Only in Heaven will everything be as beautiful as spring, as pleasant as autumn, and as full of love as summer.

Pio Of Pietrelcina

#6. Your calves, biceps and neck should always be the same size in inches. Mine are 16 inches - anything bigger or smaller and you know you're going wrong! Most men ignore working out the legs and glutes, not realising that they are the pillars of our core.

Arjun Rampal

#7. Southend is a dormitory town for London. But it also had this thing of being the playground of the East End - a glamorous holiday town.

Helen Mirren

#8. A panicked person is a dead person - June

Marie Lu

#9. Let them (the wicked) see the beauty of virtue, and pine at having forsaken her.
[Lat., Virtutem videant, intabescantque relicta.]

Aulus Persius Flaccus