3960x Quotes

#1. I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas.

Jane Lynch

#2. It's easy to poke fun at the world and think yourself clever, but it's much harder to stand silent and endure.

Jessica Cluess

#3. To her, there was only one shade to every color. She was happy with the one shade.

Susan Meissner

#4. There is no bigger waste of time than doing 90% of what is necessary.

Thomas Sowell

#5. You will ever remember that all the end of study is to make you a good man and a useful citizen, Adams

David McCullough

#6. I think when you're looking for people to interview, you want to make it fair and honest. You're not just bringing people on so you can beat them up or, you know, make fools out of them or something.

Walter Isaacson

#7. There you are," she says flinging her arms. "And just as I suspected. I've been worrying my ass off and you've been having multiple orgasms at the end of a Greek god's penis. Figures.

M. Leighton

#8. I think we've got three that we have to play, and that would be 'Surrender,' 'Dream Police' and 'I Want You to Want Me.'

Robin Zander

#9. Could I love less, I should be happier now.

Philip James Bailey

#10. The tiny Lilliputians surmise that Gulliver's watch may be his god, because it is that which, he admits, he seldom does anything without consulting.

Jonathan Swift

#11. It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble.

Bjarne Stroustrup

#12. The Frenchman Jean-PaulSartre ... had a dialectical mind good as a machine for cybernetics, immense in its way, he could peel a nuance like an onion, but he had no sense of evil, the anguish of God, and the possible existence of Satan.

Norman Mailer

#13. The hope of impunity is the greatest inducement to do wrong.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#14. Unless the Gardener was visiting you, darkness in the Garden was the closest we got to truth.

Dot Hutchison

#15. He fixed his eye on me longer than I cared to return the stare, for fear I might be tempted either to box his ears, or render my hilarity audible.

Emily Bronte