33rd Monthsary Quotes

#1. Later, he was to decide that Andrew's life had been fractally weird. That is, you could take any small piece of it and examine it in detail and it, in and of itself, would turn out to be just as complicated and weird as the whole thing in its entirety.

Neal Stephenson

#2. The humor for me is how far above your head the signature is - it's dislocated from the sign of the artist in such a distinct way that it could almost be a self-portrait of a sort.

Laura Owens

#3. The Devil is like a strainer that separates the mud from the gold.

Carlos Santana

#4. Your life is your ship and you are the captain. Choose your course, take the wheel firmly and get on your way.

Michael Josephson

#5. I love cooking. It's one of my favorite things to do. To share my parents' recipes that I grew up with is just something very special to me.

Lance Bass

#6. I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That'd make me piss like a champion.

Jarod Kintz

#7. A man with no enemies is no good as a friend.

C.J. Langenhoven

#8. There's only one reason why you write new songs: You get sick of the old songs. It's not that I didn't do anything during the time when I wrote no songs. I was creative, but in another way. I had ideas for songs and collected the ideas.

Tom Waits

#9. Then I remember that God is really, really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's hands and fingers don't work as well as they used to.

Sherman Alexie

#10. You invented the bitterness. I pity you. You suck.

Roger Taylor