18th Birthday Funny Quotes

#1. The deepest and most sublime hatred is a hatred which creates ideals and transforms values - something whose like has never been seen on earth

Fredrich Nietzsche

#2. Find the joy in your everyday situations. You have the choice, you always did and you will always do. Thrive.

Ana Ortega

#3. In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

George Carlin

#4. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand. Ideas actually begin to grow within us and come to life.

Brenda Ueland

#5. Seriously, isn't there enough holiday cheer around here? You all don't have to invade my office." I glared at my coworkers, decked out in their fancy Christmas finery, complete with Santa hats and jingly socks.

I should have been expecting this - it was a week before Christmas. -- Erica

Candice Gilmer

#6. The rosy gleam of his lip, the fevered gleam of his eyes. There was not a line anywhere on his face, nothing creased or graying; all crisp. He was spring, golden and bright. Envious death would drink his blood, and grow young again.

Madeline Miller

#7. I'm merely trying to give you the sort of argument that would appeal to your intelligence.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#8. Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry.

John Hegley

#9. I'm not strong-willed, actually. I'm a complete pushover. I love to be told what to do.

Helen Mirren

#10. I discovered that running actually gave me both physical and mental clarity. I love it.

Mallika Chopra

#11. The magna mater!" a ghost wailed in despair. "The big mother!

Rick Riordan

#12. You can write a script, but that's just a starting point as a cartoonist. The heart of the process comes when you start to draw it, and you work out how to lay the page out, how best to tell the story.

Jeff Lemire

#13. Edward was now expressing himself on the subject of the French King, drawing upon a vocabulary that a Southwark brothel-keeper might envy. Some of what he was saying was anatomically impossible, much of it was true and all of it envenomed.

Sharon Kay Penman

#14. I think you can be happy and still be competitive. A good lesson for everybody is to think a bit before you speak and represent who you really are instead of the brash emotional you.

Danica Patrick