Top 11 1040 Quotes
#1. Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Jay Leno
#2. Trying to explain moral principles to Khe Sahn was like reviewing a standard 1040 tax form with a house cat!
David Sedaris
#3. On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer
#4. Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
Plagiarized from King David of Ysrael written sometime between 1040-970 BC Yah
Jordan Silver
#5. Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity
Steven Zelin
#6. Good intentions often get muddled with very complex execution. The last time the government tried to make taxes easier, it created a 1040 EZ form with a 52-page help booklet.
Brad D. Smith
#8. Because I'm shy and a bit quiet, I think people assume I'm an elegant person.
Jack Jones
#9. I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.
Rob Schneider
#10. To be honest, I was kind of a shy kid growing up.
Dave Franco
#11. We now know enough to fantasize realistically about what the alien would be like, and I think that this then sets up polarities in the collective psyche that previously we have only seen at the level of the individual.
Terence McKenna
