100 Great Mark Twain Quotes

#1. Five Life Standards of Voluntary Simplicity
Do Justice
Learn from the World Community
Nurture People
Cherish the Natural Order
Non-Conform Freely.

Doris Janzen Longacre

#2. I fell in love with the thought that a human life could be a priestly conduit, a connecting link between earth and sky. As I grew and stumbled and, most important, as I began to love and be loved, I realized that the ultimate priest is the lover inside us

Marianne Williamson

#3. Sometimes you learn about the personality of your favorite artist, and you like their art a little less, because it doesn't jibe with what you had envisioned.

Paul Banks

#4. There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very beginning, and a book of two hundred pages, which is the result of an original eight hundred pages. The six hundred pages are there. Only you don't see them.

Elie Wiesel

#5. David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled.

Dave Foley

#6. Researchers generally love their calling to excess, and delight in nothing better than teaching others to love it also; as with all creatures driven by love, we can't help but breed.

Hope Jahren

#7. As far as our propositions are certain, they do not say anything about reality, and as far as they do say anything about reality, they are not
certain"


Albert Einstein (as cited in Schumpeter, 1991)

Albert Einstein

#8. What I say on a record and what I say off a record is two different things. And that's always been the case. There's a difference between confidence on a record and arrogance.

LL Cool J

#9. The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.

P. J. O'Rourke

#10. I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Bobby Heenan

#11. Use Campaign link tagging labels all for specifying slight differences in content for split testing.

Georg Cantor

#12. My parents were quite liberal with us, always encouraging us to be our own person and be creative.

Sienna Miller

#13. I'd try to channel my nervous energy in a positive way into strength and endurance. It didn't always work.

Kristi Yamaguchi