Quotes By Famous Authors: [J]
It's funny, I used to do a character that was just a baby - just an adult baby. I would get up onstage and complain ...
The trick is to take risks and be paid for taking those risks, but to take a diversified basket of risks in a portfolio.
When the Brooklyn rain comes downhopefully it will be to fuckin' wake you up
Man was not intended to live alone ... marriage is the best cure for that wretched lingering over one's work. I think I must feel ...
Intellectuals and celebrities venerated monsters like Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro, & Ho Chi Minh. The New Left of the 1960s didn't have a change of ...
In my experience, it's only people who don't play sport at a professional level who think that there is anything remotely erotic about a locker ...
Arizona is a national leader in school choice with both charter schools and tuition tax credits giving parents and their children more school choices than ...
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.
I could've been a professional rugby player... but then I saw a new Gaunt's Ghosts book come out...
People talk to pets and babies to stop themselves going mad.
McGovern is so far left that he is in danger of falling off the earth.
The Civic University operates on a global scale but uses its location to form its identity.
The fact that salt is a powerful emetic as well as a potent laxative should convince the most skeptical that it is not meant to ...
You and all your little friends are fucked.
Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness ... Let us not assassinate this lad further, senator. You ...
Some philosophers hold that philosophy is what you do to a problem until it's clear enough to solve it by doing science. Others hold that ...
Taped to her wall, where someone else might hang a crucifix, is a page torn from Rolling Stone: Prince in a misty lavender paradise.
I Mean come on, if they can put a man on the moon, we ought to be able to put one in your bedroom.
Like a black hole, NSA pulls in every signal that comes near, but no electron is ever allowed to escape.
A paradox is something which tests your spiritual eyesight.
Healing is learning to trust life.
You must remember your God is sovereign and all things come to pass by his own design. The hardest thing I have seen humans struggle ...
The United States is the first nation to regularly conduct strikes using remotely piloted aircraft in an armed conflict. Other nations also possess this technology. ...
So huge. My thumb can't even reach the tips of my fingers. I continue to stroke him as he rides down
Like some people in life, a lot of my characters have no future.
Even if your company's financial condition can withstand the inefficiency of quality service, your brand likely won't.
In my world, everything has the potential to be funny. Joyful things, painful things ... It's all about how you view it and if you're ...
I started getting letters from college in the tenth grade.
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
Passion is the journey inward.. Purpose is the journey overcoming the fear.. Know Freedom and Leave Your Legend.
I love the weather in L.A., and I can drive 20 minutes to the beach, hike minutes from my house or go snowboarding a couple ...
The human being is not a fallen being in need of redemption but rather a forgetful being who must be reminded of God and his ...
Chocolateism: Maintain your integrity even in the atmosphere of compromise, for it only takes one step in compromise, to start losing character.
You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
The revision of the books of Judges, Samuel, and Kings, undertaken towards the end of the Babylonian exile, a revision much more thorough than is ...
I have come to see that an artist is not given a form - a style - but his nature merely gives him the ingredients ...
The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he came from. And if ...
By 1951, eight million homes had been declared unfit for habitation, of which seven million had no hot water and six million no inside toilet.
There is nothing so capital as a cup of tea for settling the Disheveled Nerves of Fair Ladies.
YOU have to feel happy with who YOU are, not with who other people see you to be.
Pretty hard to see when you refuse to look. Pretty hard to hear when you refuse to listen.
Just cuz you miss something it doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you.
Luckily, I haven't been offered any $300 million movies that I hate. So I'm not in that predicament just yet.
It's one thing to be intelligent, but its another to be smart
This idea of tying me to Giuliani is quite unique. I know Rudy Giuliani. I like Rudy Giuliani. I worked with him during his administration. ...
Many who think that they are taking life seriously are actually only taking themselves seriously. Who takes himself seriously is over conscious of his rights; ...
Racing for his freedom along the battlements and rooftops of St Pol.
Renee: "Trout, get your mind out of the gutter."Trout: "Can't help it - it's attached to my body.
If there's anything I know about directing, it's how to make actors comfortable. It's where I started and it's what I know, and it's what ...
In a Republican district I was a Republican. In a Democratic district I was a Democrat. And in a doubtful district, I was Doubtful. But ...