Victor Kloss Quotes

#1. I will not lie to you. This examination will frighten you. It will shake your beliefs to the core. I would not have passed what you are about to attempt. Four weeks it took me to learn and accept the truth. You will have one hour.

Victor Kloss

#2. Is the prospect of magic any more outrageous than a dragon train?

Victor Kloss

#3. Charlie said, his voice rising an octave in desperation. "I know it's ridiculous, but I keep trying to rationalise everything and it's driving me crazy. Did you spot that flying horse earlier? I found myself trying to explain it with Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Victor Kloss

#4. Was he a real goblin? A minute ago Ben would have scoffed at the prospect, but then came the dragon.

Victor Kloss

#5. This is your last chance, Moorlock.

Victor Kloss

#6. Will the devil be home?"
"My grandma is not the devil," Ben said, smiling despite the insult. "Besides, isn't the devil a male?"
"I thought so until I met your grandma. Could you tell her to stop calling me Fatty?"
"You could stand to lose a little weight.

Victor Kloss