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#1. You've come to the wrong shop for mercy. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#2. Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the Middle Ages. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#3. Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#4. This is how Mortimer Tate ended up killing the first three human beings he'd laid eyes on in nearly a decade. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#5. At first, the pinpricks felt like hot fly bites down the soft white skin over her spine and along her shoulders. The first time Rina flinched, the mage had admonished her harshly. She hadn't moved again. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#6. Plans are what people make when Fate is sneaking up behind them, - Author: Victor Gischler
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#7. Prague lay before him like a mysterious stranger in an old hat. An exotic woman waiting for him in poor light. Like an inviting gypsy with a brand-new iPod. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#8. His stomach growled again. He couldn't remember ever being this hungry. A little brown spider scurried between his shoes. He snatched it up, shoved it in his mouth, chewed, swallowed. Wait. That's not right. Allen strongly suspected he needed to be rescued. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#9. Kidpool: Seems like we spend a lot of time bashing flunkies. There's no end to them.
Lady Deadpool: They belong to the same union as Stormtroopers and red shirts. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#10. I'd finally in up in jail for a murder I really did commit. Amazing how fate can work against us sometimes. We like the think we're the center of the Solar System, everything revolving around. More likely, we're the center of the vortex when we flush the toilet. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#11. Brasley still drank too much and liked his women, but at least he paced himself now, walking the path to self-destruction instead of sprinting down it at full speed. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#12. Prinn lived by one governing thought: Whenever life seems to be going surprisingly well, just wait ten seconds and everything will go back to shit like normal. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#13. She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine ... She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#14. That was life, wasn't it? You spend so much of it trying to find happiness, and then when you get some, you worry every day something is going to take it away. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#15. You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly. - Author: Victor Gischler
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#16. The house looked like some gay architect had gotten drunk and watched Gone with the Wind. - Author: Victor Gischler
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