Vernon D. Burns Quotes

#1. Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.

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#2. You fucked a raptor?

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#3. Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.

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#4. I consider myself a green party supporter ... because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for the green party this one time, and he seemed like he had a great head on his shoulders for a homeless guy.

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#5. I'm not saying the plot doesn't have holes.

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#6. Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.

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#7. He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.

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#8. That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!

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#9. Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.

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#10. The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.

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