Shawn Wayans Quotes & Sayings

#1. If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.

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#2. Women don't like advice. They don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen.

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#3. What a beautiful chocolate man!

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#4. We like writing with each other; it's fun.

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#5. We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, we're going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.

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#6. You have to step up to the plate, and then hit one out of the park.

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#7. We pay homage to the people who came before, doing satires, like Mel Brooks; we're just carrying the torch.

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#8. Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all ... Im just one big emotional wreck ... Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snicker

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#9. We did a lot of press for the last film and now for this one. We don't rest on our laurels.

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#10. For Scary Movie 2, we had a due date and had to work fast. And though there's a lot of pressure, as artists, we just block it out. So really, the pressure comes from us. That's how the first movie happened. There was no outside pressure: we wanted to hit the audience hard.

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#11. They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

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#12. Any time something does that well, you gotta follow up.

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#13. I knew when I was 6. I just knew it; I didn't care about nothing else. If I didn't make it in this world, I would probably be homeless. I gave myself that little to fall back on.

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#14. Now we have to hit them from a different angle.

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#15. There were challenges with production because of the special effects. There are just some things that, although written, special effects just isn't able to do.

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#16. A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.

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