Top 46 Scott Thompson Quotes
#1. My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.
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#2. Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.
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#4. Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
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#5. This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.
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#6. I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?'
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#8. I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.
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#11. God allows us glimpses into Heaven through beauty. We see the glimpses in nature, in paintings, we hear it in music, find it in words, but Heaven is shown to us most often, not through beautiful places, but through our love with others." "Like
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#12. Life's short when compared to eternity, but eternity is only worth it because of life.
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#13. The water cleansed his soul of the clutter and junk he had acquired through advice from those who were loud, but wrong. Many who had claimed to be wise had filled him, like so many others, with fear, hate, and judgement - all emotions that could not be carried be carried into Eternity.
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#14. Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded ... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.
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#15. In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
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#16. When we became teenagers boredom grew like a moth in a cocoon fighting to escape, and the peace created by our parents became a prison. We sought excitement and adventure. We sought anything but the sinless, pure, and average of the faux idyllic.
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#17. You better become highly intuitive if you want to live with a woman
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#18. If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
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#19. Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.
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#20. People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.
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#21. In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way.
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#22. We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.
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#23. Why is being outed such a big deal? When I find out that someone's gay, my respect for them increases tenfold.
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#26. Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.
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#27. I think a case could be made that there's sort of a crisis of masculinity in the West. Particularly with white males.
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#29. My feeling with my characters is that they all have a right to feel exactly the way that they do, so I never censor them. I don't judge them.
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#30. I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.
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#31. You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in.
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#32. My parents won't let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I'd only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.
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#33. I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.
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#34. My theory is that comedy comes from little people.
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#35. When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.
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#36. I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.
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#37. When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
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#38. When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.
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#39. I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
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#40. I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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#41. Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.'
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#42. A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.
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#43. I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
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#45. You were put on Earth to live a full life. To see and experience. To dream. To improve yourself and everything around you. To do good and to love. Mostly to love. That's worship, too, because that's the primary thing God asks of us." "Did
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