Scott Disick Quotes

#1. I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

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#2. You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

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#3. Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

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#4. I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

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#5. Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

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#6. The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

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#7. People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

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#8. I gotta learn to rap.

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#9. I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

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#10. When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

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#11. Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

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#12. I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

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#13. Who doesn't have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

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#14. I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

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#15. I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

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#16. I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

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#17. Balls in general are not a good looking item.

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