S.E. Culpepper Quotes

#1. You know, you may look like that actor, but the only way I can tell for sure you're him is if I see that six-pack

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#2. Just wondering where you keep your ABBA collection.

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#3. Methinks thou dost protest too much."
"And me thinks that guys who spout Shakespeare should be smacked in the face with a two by four," Jeremy shot back.

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#4. He was acting like such a girl - like being around a good looking, fit guy was creating all these insecurities within him or something. At this rate, he should expect to start having periods soon.

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#5. I'll call you guys so you can talk me down from my gay-men-who-fall-for-breeders ledge.

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#6. That's because we were together for two years and she led me on a treacherous journey through bitchy, across frigid, and into the land of cheating psycho. I barely escaped with my life. It required a week of solid moping just so my balls could grow back.

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