Ryan Mecum Quotes & Sayings

Top 10 Ryan Mecum Quotes

#1. Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.

#2. You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.

#3. I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.

#4. Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.

#5. Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.

#6. Bitting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.

#7. My town is broken.
From this view, I see the end.
Below, they gather.

#8. Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels.

#9. If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too.

#10. If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.