Top 3 Rick Gualtieri Quotes
#1. People who crack wise tend to cause just as much laughter as abject anger.
Rick Gualtieri
#2. This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet back in the first grade with my Boba Fett figure (I was pretending it was the Sarlaac pit).
Rick Gualtieri
#3. I'm surprised you're not freaking."
"I don't freak'" he said bluntly.
"You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier."
"You caught me by surprise. Next time, I'll just whip out the marshmallows.
Rick Gualtieri
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