Rich Burlew Quotes

#1. Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

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#2. I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

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#3. Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

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#4. It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn't know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

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#5. Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

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#6. You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.

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#7. Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.

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#8. Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

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#9. Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!

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#10. So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

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#11. You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family.

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#12. Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

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#13. Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.

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#14. thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!

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#15. You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.

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#16. I think I just had an evilgasm.

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#17. Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...

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#18. Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

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#19. Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt.

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#20. You should have seen the look on your skull...

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#21. No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

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#22. Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.

Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation .

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