Top 3 Peter Griffin Quotes
#1. I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading
#2. At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff and before I knew Vageena Hertz.
#3. Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot.