Paul Merson Quotes

#1. When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas'

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#2. To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute

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#3. United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep

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#4. David Nugent tore up the Championship but he's gone to Portsmouth and he's a fish up a tree

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#5. Ian Ashby is very underrated and it's right he gets the accolades he gets

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#6. If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

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#7. In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.

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#8. You don't want to bite your nose off to spite your face

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#9. Football's all about yesterday, it's all about now

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#10. Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

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#11. As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'

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#12. Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

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#13. There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans

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#14. Don't put too much pressure on Jack Wilshere ... in years to come I think he will be an Arsenal great like Liam Brady

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#15. Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game.

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#16. It's very difficult to play when your lung comes out of your air

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#17. Confidence is a horrible thing

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#18. I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them.

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#19. The big oxygen thing is out for Benni McCarthy ... he's got a lot of medical round him

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#20. Every single player on the pitch is now in the Birmingham box, apart from two of them.

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#21. That shot moved like ... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut

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#22. When Everton knock it long, they don't knock it long

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