Mr. Krabs Quotes

#1. MONEY is the ultimate source of joy.

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#2. A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

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#3. We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

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#4. Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

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#5. I love this young people's music.

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#6. If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

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#7. If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick.

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#8. It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

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#9. Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

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#10. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

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#11. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

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#12. I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

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#13. Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

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#14. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

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#15. A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

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#16. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

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