Michael Flanders Quotes

#1. Eating people is wrong.

Michael Flanders

#2. In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

Michael Flanders

#3. The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

Michael Flanders

#4. If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

Michael Flanders

#5. One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.

Michael Flanders

#6. If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways.

Michael Flanders

#7. The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

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#8. A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

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#9. Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Michael Flanders

#10. January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer't not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours ...

Michael Flanders