Maxine Quotes

#1. Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not ... you want to throw up.

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#2. Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compensate for the sad envy when I look at women loved enough to be supported. Even now China wraps double binds around my feet.

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#3. Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

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#4. Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

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#5. I'll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.

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#6. My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

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#7. To look at possibility is to be free.

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#8. After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let's get it on.'

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#9. Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would not otherwise perceive ... I want education to empower people to see possibility.

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#10. The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

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#11. All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

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#12. I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

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#13. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

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