Top 5 Martin Leicht Quotes
#1. It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials.
Martin Leicht
#2. Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!
Martin Leicht
#3. Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.
Martin Leicht
#4. I fumble for the return tab and quickly type as I continue my way down the catwalk.
Ned help!
Thank you, SmartText, for knowing how pressing my need for Ned is at this very moment.
Martin Leicht
#5. If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.
Martin Leicht
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