Mark Corrigan Quotes

#1. Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

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#2. I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry.

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#3. I suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

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#4. Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

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#5. Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you, but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you've killed is not one of them.

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#6. I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

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#7. So what if I don't really love her. Charles didn't really love Diana and they were alright. Sort of.

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#8. Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet.

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#9. Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world.

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