Lev A.C. Rosen Quotes

#1. I'm growing old, Ernest, and I find myself enjoying the company of young men more and more.

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#2. It must be odd having a lover as a servant." Jack said. "You mean a servant as a lover." Violet said. "What you describe is merely how most men view marriage.

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#3. Spinsterhood didn't matter much to her; she was already married to science.

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#4. You've gone drinking?" Ashton asked.
"She was quite the lushington the other night. But don't worry, I took her home okay."
"You took me to the basement to go hunting for vicious killer automata."
"Well, yeah, but it was at home.

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#5. There is a safety mechanism in place [to ensure the perambulator doesn't turn back into a purse with a baby in it] : if anything weighing more than a pound and a half-about the weight of a three-volume novel-is in the carriage of the perambulator, it will not transform.

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#6. I don't recommend emulating the behavior of any of the characters contained within. They're all quite mad.
The truth is, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Except about love. We all know a little about that. Or nothing at all. In any case, we're all on equal footing." (Author's Note)

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#7. Any fool can see you're a woman. Luckily, this is a school full of geniuses, so I don't think you'll have too much trouble.

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