Top 3 Laurie London Quotes

#1. Ha. 'Excuse me but your my soul mate. Pardon me while I kill you.' Riiiight."
"I'd see if she'd go horizontal first, eh?

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#2. What's up with you? I can't remember when I've ever heard you so affected by a woman. Sure you didn't prong her with the sharps and the blunt?

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#3. He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a six-pack was if he'd added it on Photoshop.

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