Julian Clary Quotes

#1. It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

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#2. I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

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#3. The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer.

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#4. The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.

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#5. I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

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#6. The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

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#7. It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

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#8. I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

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#9. However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

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#10. I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books.

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#11. I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me.

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#12. I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.

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#13. There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.

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#14. If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.

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#15. Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

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#16. Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

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#17. The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

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#18. I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.

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#19. It's a wise thing to hold back.

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#20. A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

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#21. I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.

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#22. I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left.

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#23. I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

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#24. I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence.

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#25. My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.

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#26. The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.

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#27. I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.

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#28. I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

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