Julia Stuart Quotes

#1. A lucky person is one who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes.

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#2. Don't sprout where you haven't been planted.

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#3. Don't extend your feet beyond your blanket.

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#4. Shrouded in his red cassock, he padded off to the bathroom lost in the silent ecstasy or wearing new socks.

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#5. Despite her unrepentant aversion to Italian food, which her husband put down to her nation's historic distrust of Italy, she suddenly declared: All I want in life is to be able to get a take-away pizza!

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#6. Fuck me, Ravenmaster!

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#7. An old hen is worth 40 chickens. ~ Hebe Jones

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#8. Standing at the original Victorian counter was a man in a long black leather coat. His hair had been grown to counteract its unequivocal retreat from the top of his head, and was fashioned into a mean, frail ponytail that hung limply down his back. Blooms of acne highlighted his vampire-white skin.

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#9. For he was firmly of the conviction that the body was more susceptible to disease without the presence of love to warm the organs.

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#10. An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead.

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