Top 27 John Corwin Quotes
#1. This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than Miss Compton's butt."
"And she had the biggest butt of them all," Kyle said.
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#2. Life had jerked the carpet out from underneath us and left a shattered mess
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#3. Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon
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#4. Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.
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#5. Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.
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#6. I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.
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#8. I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face
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#9. I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.
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#10. Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.
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#11. I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.
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#12. Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some point during the sermon, probably while he was slapping you on the forehead during a faith healing.
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#13. Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.
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#14. No wonder Edward was such a crazy driver," I muttered. "Who's Edward?" Elyssa asked. "You know, from Twilight.
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#15. Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.
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#16. I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.
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#17. Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?
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#18. Bryan helped me up. "How can you be so good one minute then clumsy the next?"
I shrugged. "I've never been very athletic. Not unless you count fencing."
"You made fences?
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#19. Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.
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#20. My God, you're hurt," Kyle said.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass."
"God?"
"No, but his bitch is."
"How? It's impossible to hurt ghosts."
"Tell that to the smoking crater on my chest.
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#21. My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed
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#22. Tight dump on three" he said ... "I have to drop a deuce on the count of three?
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#23. Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.
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#24. I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.
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#25. What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.
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#26. You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind."
"Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?
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#27. This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?
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