Jim Ross Quotes

#1. Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

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#2. As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

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#3. All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.

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#4. If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

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#5. Life for all its gains
pierces in ways that leave scars,
where I've bled, I've lived

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#6. I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young man who does his homework and he did well with his opportunity to sit at the grown up table on Raw.

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#7. I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafide potential. FCW did a nice job of preparing Alex for WWE. Alex's future success is largely up to Alex.

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#8. You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

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#9. This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

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#10. One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.

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#11. Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

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#12. Cena, love him or not, connects with the ticket buying public better than any one in the biz. End of story.

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#13. Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

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#14. It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

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#15. Business is about to pick up here!

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#16. I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

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#17. It is a human demolition derby!

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#18. Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!!

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#19. There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

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#20. Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.

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#21. To hell with Trish's nose!

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#22. Words--Midnight coined and daily spent. . .writer of the dream.
--Jim Ross Author, Rays: Wherever They Touch

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#23. Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

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#24. Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

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