Jenny Mollen Quotes

#1. I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about.

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#2. At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.

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#3. I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

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#4. I've always gravitated toward men who sort of kind of eclipsed me in some way. And I think that it's because I have this need to be better.

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#5. I was never the girl who yearned for children. I pretended to be interested in other people's kids, but that was obviously just an act.

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#6. I think, as a woman and as somebody in the entertainment industry, we have to be careful what we're putting out there and what we're trying to say.

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#7. My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

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#8. Indulge your inner sociopath.

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#9. Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

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#10. I like you just the way I am.

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#11. women, all of whom come in two types: those who are totally batshit crazy, and those who are liars.

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#12. Crazy" is just a word boring people use to describe fun people. And I am really, really fun!

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#13. My parents have been married multiple times each, so the idea of being committed to somebody was scary.

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#14. I don't think that crazy should have a negative connotation - it just means that you're fun. I think that crazy is just a term that boring people use to describe fun people.

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#15. The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.

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#16. I just hope that people, women specifically, embrace that side of themselves that maybe is a little nuts or that society tells us is crazy.

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#17. ..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes, break into his email, or kidnap his dog if you want to effect any real change.

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#18. It's always just a matter of what someone is willing to see and what someone is willing to ignore. I think we are all guilty of overlooking things if it suits our own agenda. But whenever we do, we are always setting ourselves up for disappointment.

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#19. I just want everyone to like me. That's my main flaw.

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#20. Something about having been with the same man made me feel especially close to her-like she and I had a shorthand that only people who'd had the same penis inside them could understand.

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#21. Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.

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#22. Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

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