Top 18 Jemaine Clement Quotes
#1. They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.
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#2. I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.
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#3. I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend.
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#4. There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
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#5. I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.
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#6. They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?!
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#7. What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring.
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#9. I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.
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#10. In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.
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#11. The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.
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#12. I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.
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#13. There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.
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#14. Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?
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#15. I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.
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#17. The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.
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#18. Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.
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