Jason Krumbine Quotes & Sayings

Top 7 Jason Krumbine Quotes

#1. Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops.

#2. Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.

#3. Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter.

#4. Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.

#5. Secrets and deceptions are the best foundation for a relationship, I don't care what anyone says.

#6. Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing.

#7. Delusions are a vital part of my existence.