Top 5 Jake Johannsen Quotes
#1. Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
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#2. Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
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#4. People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
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#5. A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
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