Top 6 Jacquelyn Ayres Quotes

#1. All of that happiness was overwhelming the shit out of you! You must feel better now that you're a miserable fucking prick again.

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#2. Too long since I've felt ebullience.

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#3. Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!

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#4. How lucky am I to be blessed with such a loving family? You and Lindsay are my greatest life's work and I am proud artist.

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#5. Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

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#6. Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.

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