Top 8 Jack Handy Quotes

#1. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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#2. This is a dumb quote.

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#3. ~ "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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#4. If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.

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#5. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

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#6. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!

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#7. Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?

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#8. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

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