Top 5 J. Ross Clara Quotes

#1. Explanations are for cowards.

J. Ross Clara

#2. HECKLER: Say something funny!
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

J. Ross Clara

#3. The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.

J. Ross Clara

#4. I guess sometimes the truth just isn't worth believing ... Personally, I've always felt that life's too short for truth. I'm just here to be entertained.

J. Ross Clara

#5. COMEDIAN: [ ... ] What is it you do for a living?
HECKLER: I mind my own business.
COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?
HECKLER: I try not to do.

J. Ross Clara

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