Top 5 J.P. Barnaby Quotes
#1. I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.
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#2. So far he'd been there for three hours, hadn't gotten a thing done, was heading out for a free lunch, and was getting paid for it. Jobs were awesome.
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#3. Can I get your cell phone number so we can text like normal antisocial human beings, since we are both too fucked up to have a conversation?
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#4. His younger brothers, Allen and Anthony, hadn't come downstairs yet. Aaron, Allen, and Anthony - their straight As, as his parents had joked before their first A became an F.
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#5. He wanted his mother with the fiery need of a five-year-old lost at Disneyland.
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