Irwin Corey Quotes

#1. Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

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#2. Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

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#3. I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

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#4. When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

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#5. With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.

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#6. Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

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#7. Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

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#8. Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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#9. It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

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#10. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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#11. If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

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