Hallgrimur Helgason Quotes

#1. It feels kind of cool to come back from work every day without having killed anybody.

Hallgrimur Helgason

#2. - So, what do you do?
- Nothing.
- What kind of nothing?
- The nothing kind of nothing.

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#3. I'll be dead after I die, and I was dead before I was born. Life is a break from death. You can't be dead all the time.

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#4. (War either makes you a fascist or a fag.)

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#5. I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when you open the door. Otherwise ice-cold purring darkness.

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#6. Seinfeld was typically American in that show. He was a pretty funny guy, but he had no sense of style. Tacky like a Texan tux. Tasteless dressing and tasteful jokes. That's Seinfeld for me. I would have preferred it the other way around.

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#7. War kills everybody, including the ones who live.

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#8. At least God never showed his face in Iceland. Olie tells me it wasn't even created by him. No wonder it's the most peaceful country in the world.

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#9. No, it's not gun-holder, it's Gunhilda.

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