Top 9 H. Allen Smith Quotes

#1. Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

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#2. Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

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#3. The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

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#4. Put it back in the horse!

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#5. We believe in healthy, hearty laughter
at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

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#6. There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

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#7. Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization ... The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.

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#8. Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

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#9. On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

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