Gasmaskman Quotes & Sayings

#1. That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.

#2. All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.

#3. A woman of class never admits to her artifices.

#4. It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.

#5. A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.

#6. Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.

#7. Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.

#8. Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.

#9. Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

#10. I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.

#11. It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.

#12. There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments
lest that is one's career.

#13. Hope is the privilege of the weak.

#14. It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.

#15. Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.

Gasmaskman Quotes