Evelyn Smith Quotes

#1. You rich kids are all the same. Daddy may give you everything you want but the world won't, and it's my job to teach you that.

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#2. Why do boys assume things instead of asking?

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#3. Seriously, it's against the rules, a boy isn't a good enough reason to get into trouble.

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#4. Yeah I know. No one can know what you're doing or who you trust or don't trust, etc., etc.

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#5. You don't want to threaten me sis.

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#6. Have we found out about those losers yet?

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#7. Oh please. A plastic personality has no power. Or is your bitchy personality your real personality?

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#8. Sweetheart the doctor gave you the okay, and your friends will be there. It's okay to live your life. You can't be afraid at every turn.

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#9. Well, well, well, if it isn't Ms. Detention. How was it by the way? I'm sure your father was very proud.

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#10. You're human, that's what I like about you. Well not that you're a human, well yes that you're human but that you're a girl human.

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#11. Oh save your nagging for your husband, I'm going out. I have things to do before I go to New York.

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#12. Here's an idea, how about you stop drinking? How about you go to rehab? Or you could just do us all a favor and die.

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#13. Oh I'm sorry dear, because she's a spoiled brat and doesn't think about the consequences of her actions. Is that better?

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#14. So you came over here to say hi? Are you that friendly to all the girls around here? Or just the ones in bikinis?

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#15. When an author sleeps, her brain creates more stories for her pen.

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#16. I have a bad feeling about this but if you want to I'll take you to that party, just tell me where we're going.

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#17. The difference being that people fear us. When people fear you, you have power.

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#18. I seriously have the best friends in the world.

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#19. See the truth will set you free. You can go ahead and say that prayer now pastor, I'm pretty sure they'll need it.

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#20. Why can't this family let us make our own life decisions?

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#21. I'm already in hell; what else you got?

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#22. Don't confuse deformed with cute.

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#23. Call Charlotte, no one calls Charlotte. Charlotte calls you.

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#24. Stop acting like you know who I am because you don't. I didn't even know who I was until a few weeks ago.

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#25. He'd better make you happy or I'll break his face.

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#26. All our summers are ruined because of that little whore.

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