Eve Dangerfield Quotes

#1. In the moment, you wanted to marry that big, boring, black-haired, super bossy son of a bitch. So do it. Marry the narc and no one will think less of you.

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#2. She was wet for him. Ready. This is a mistake. Julia raked her nails down his back.

"Fuck, you feel good."

This is the best idea I've ever had.

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#3. You are gonna get it now sweetheart," he grunted, seizing her nipples and massaging them roughly.
"Aw, what are you gonna do Max? Blow a load and get all sad about it afterwards?

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#4. Keep your southern fried bullshit to yourself. And know this, Charlie is the sweetest girl I've ever met and if you hurt her, or infect her with some kind of disease, you will die. Slowly.

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#5. My auntie reads those. They're lady porn. Nothing but cowboys who stumble upon the preacher's daughter bathing and next thing you know they're fucking under a waterfall.

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#6. I know what you want, darlin'. You go on and ask me nicely and you might just get it.

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#7. James couldn't help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he'd spent time with lately, not because she was weird or even kinky, but because sweetness seemed to pour from her skin like molasses.

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#8. What are you going to do first when we get out of here?"

"Have a bath. What about you?"

"I'm torn between drinking, showering, and pizza."

"You're such a guy you might as well have said 'scratching my balls and getting my prostate examined'.

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#9. If I'd known you were coming, I would have lived differently.

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#10. You women, always trying to rush straight to sex. Whatever happened to romance?

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#11. He's more how Satan would look if he needed to seduce you into drowning a baby.

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#12. You're stunning,' he said, eyeing her up and down. His irises weren't watery blue like most redheads, but a warm caramel brown. Ash's lady areas tingled, as though they too craved a cigarette.

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#13. They'd tried to diagnose him but there was no apparent medical explanation for his behaviour. He was just what his mum called 'away with the fairies' and Max called 'a bit of a lost cunt.

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#14. You're my dream girl, Ash. No one even comes close.

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#15. You'd be impatient and that's understandable, but if you were making too much noise, I'd find something better for that big sweet mouth to do.

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#16. So, daddy, huh?
C'mon Blue-Eyes, don't be like that. You kept screaming 'more' and it was the dirtiest thing I could think of.

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#17. How did she do this to him, turn him into this grasping male animal? Did her pussy have some kind of chemical allure his body was powerless to withstand? "Fuck.

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