Don Van Vliet Quotes

#1. I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

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#2. It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.

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#3. A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

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#4. It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

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#5. Well, the gold fish in the bowl lay upside down bloating
Full in the sky and the plains were bleached white with skeletons
Various species grouped together according
To their past beliefs
The only way they ever all got together was
Not in love but shameful grief

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#6. The largest living land mammal is the absent mind.

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#7. I like the blues ... but I like aqua marine just as much.

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#8. I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.

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#9. I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.

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#10. If you want to be a different fish, you've got to jump out of the school.

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#11. Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.

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#12. Be kind, man - don't be mankind.

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#13. Well, the way you'd been, old lady
I could see the fear in your windows
Under your furry crawling brow
A silver bow rings up in inches
You were afraid you'd be the devil's red wife
But it's alright, God dug your dance
And would have you young and in his harum

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#14. If you got ears, you gotta listen.

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#15. Beatle bones and smokin' stones the dry sands fall.

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#16. There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

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